Sonicblizzard: Have you figured out when you're going home yet?All Sta 00: yea.. wednesday the 20thSonicblizzard: Cool, coolSonicblizzard: So let's see...that means we can kick in on the 26th, then...All Sta 00: we can kick inAll Sta 00: ?Sonicblizzard: Hang out...Sonicblizzard: Chill...All Sta 00: ohhSonicblizzard: *hands you Slangtionary*All Sta 00: LOL!All Sta 00: :-(Sonicblizzard: Damn pre-med students...All Sta 00: shush you!Sonicblizzard: If it doesn't have a Latin suffix they could care lessAll Sta 00: lol!Sonicblizzard: Let me try in your langauge...Sonicblizzard: Hangae outusAll Sta 00: lol :-\Sonicblizzard: I'm sorry, that's wrong...that's what I do first thing in the morning...Sonicblizzard: O:-)All Sta 00: LOL :-( that is personal info, my dear
okay my bf works at a hotel and this is what happened to his friend that worked the other night. steve is his friend.herb is a taxie driver that stays there to hang out but tends to fall asleep.( Stay off of Drugs. Read this story and find out whyCollapse )
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All Sta 00: ok folks... if your roommate is leaving doodoo marks in the toilet, more than onceAll Sta 00: what would you do?bow down b4 isis: lolbow down b4 isis: you could pull a white girlLa Doctress: shove her face in itEcKoBuNsDuEx: umm get out the dog housebow down b4 isis: and talk about how dirty the toilet isAll Sta 00: LOLLLL @ EbSonicblizzard: LMAOEcKoBuNsDuEx: -in the dog house right nowLa Doctress: that's how they train dogsEcKoBuNsDuEx: and I'm out EcKoBuNsDuEx has left the room.RichiRch2: LOL@that's how they train dogs!!!!( it only gets worse...Collapse )Sonicblizzard: I think you should whipe your ass on her bedspreadRichiRch2: but it's happened a couple more times sincebow down b4 isis: lmao @ sonicLa Doctress: "PLEASE wash your shit crumbs out the toilet KTHXBI!!!!"RichiRch2: LOLOLOLOL!!!bow down b4 isis: lol @ crumbsbow down b4 isis: ain't it more like gravy or somethingAll Sta 00: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ::dyinggg::( yes, there's moreCollapse )
All Sta 00: 2 seconds ago, I was thinkin how you and Ben would be the ultimate couple :-XLa Doctress: why you'd think i'd be good with ben though? he doesn;t give compliments? lolAll Sta 00: lol noAll Sta 00: cuz yall's philosophies are similarAll Sta 00: he's a card carrying Socialist lolLa Doctress: oh good shit!All Sta 00: lolAll Sta 00: his sn is ********* :-XLa Doctress: lol@card carrying. like there's a membership application and fees and ishLa Doctress: YOU are crazy!!!!All Sta 00: lol they collect it and distribute it equally among the members :-XLa Doctress: like i'ma IM him like "ummmm uhhh you don't know me, but uhhhh our philosophies are the same!!! ;-):-*:-D"All Sta 00: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLa Doctress: lol@the socialist fee distribution!All Sta 00: I'll invite him to a chatroom one day and start talkin about my financial problems :-XLa Doctress: LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Butter9572 (12:03:37 AM): hey mamaButter9572 (12:17:05 AM): where are you these days? Auto response from La Doctress (12:17:05 AM): Either I'm sleep or I'm masturbating. Take your pick.Butter9572 (12:17:32 AM): I guess that answers that question
i tried to join this community today but i couldn't.I had already joined and forgotten. SORRY! lol these are clips from IM's with Linda last night[01:37] Allsta00: I'm not sweating it... he's eye candy[01:37] EarthsCherub: LOL. that's so...urban of you linda[01:38] Allsta00: lol what do you mean?[01:38] EarthsCherub: for you to just bust out with "sweatin it" and "eye candy"[01:39] Allsta00: lol heffa, I can be urban!![02:14] Allsta00: and who names a black girl Lucy? :-[02:14] Allsta00: :-\[02:14] EarthsCherub: LOL i think she's wite[02:14] EarthsCherub: or.. wHite[02:14] Allsta00: ok, lemme stop.. I have an aunty named Lucy :-x[02:14] Allsta00: well, yea, if she's white, I woulda BEEN told her off :-x[02:15] Allsta00: startin off with "Look, you white biotch..." :-x[02:15] Allsta00: "I know you wanna have some 'flava' but u gotta take your fast lil tail ELSEWHERE, cuz it ain't happenin here" :-x[02:16] Allsta00: don't let me find out a white girl is chasin after MY man.....whew :-x[02:16] Allsta00: ok, I don't think this helps.[02:31] Allsta00: yea huh! According to Hitch (and psychological studies)lol@Hitch being a reference. what next linda, are you going to cite Wikipedia!?
Musikmanmike: how you spell melonin?Musikmanmike: is that right?Musikmanmike: it aint, huh..Musikmanmike: melononMusikmanmike: melonanMusikmanmike: melonininLa Doctress: melaninMusikmanmike: melonianMusikmanmike: ahh!La Doctress: LOL!!!!Musikmanmike: good lookin outMusikmanmike: lolLa Doctress: i'm sorry but you spelled it wrong MAD diff ways lolMusikmanmike: lol, gotta be creativeLa Doctress: my man said melonianLa Doctress: that's a muthafucka from the planet meloniaMusikmanmike: lol!Musikmanmike: thas the REAL motherland!!( cuanto es 'fiftyleven?Collapse )
Which is more? Fiftyleven or umpteen?
Lawdy JeevsLa Doctress: http://www.livejournal.com/community/bad_sex/1407284.html?#cutid1La Doctress: =-OAll Sta 00: dang, did I write in there? :-XLa Doctress: you lost meAll Sta 00: I'm teasingLa Doctress: i know that, but you still lost meLa Doctress: did you SEE link????All Sta 00: not yet... I'm about to click on itLa Doctress: lol oh ok. you will not be making jokes about that being you when you see the link. TRUST!All Sta 00: I have to vomit now >:o( y masCollapse )
Talk about Martha Stewart led to talk about low security prisons (camp cupcake). Warning: The n-word is used a few times.( LockdownCollapse )